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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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More bad news on the traffic front this week. The Parliamentary Advisory Council for Transport Safety, which advises MPs and the government, is flagging up the possibility that more and more council will introduce 20mph limits, and will police them with hundreds of average-speed cameras.
 
The Advisory Council proposes setting a target to reduce road deaths over the next decade to half the present level of 3,200 a year. This is, of course, a totally unrealistic target - all the best efforts of the increasingly draconian road safety industry over the last fifteen years or so have hardly reduced the casualty rates at all, so to expect to achieve a 50% saving is patently absurd.
 
Still, they don't really care what they do in the pursuit of this chimera. They're talking about "a blitz" on fat drivers, the sedentary, the elderly and the young. They say the government must even tackle poverty in its efforts to reduce road deaths, pointing out that children in the poorest areas are five times more likely to be killed in a road accident than those in the wealthiest areas (this may well be true - in the words of Paul Merton on Have I got news for you?, "why can't we just kill the working class?" That'd do the trick.).
 
Mind you, it's not all doom and gloom - there are little glimmerings of sanity in some parts of the country.
 
North Somerset Council has cut a third of its £300,000 contribution to the West of England Road Safety Partnership, after complaining the group had lost sight of its original purpose. It also blamed the Government for taking money generated by fines to swell central coffers, rather than ploughing it back into local safety schemes.
 
Councillors now want to spend their budget on other road projects, and have even threatened to cut all funding for speed cameras. North Somerset councillor Elfan Ap Rees, who is responsible for transport, insisted the cash could be better spent in other areas. He said: "Motorists have wised up to where the cameras are and slow down and then speed up again. The Government has also changed the rules. What used to happen was all the money brought in from fines was passed straight to the local authority and the road partnership. But it now goes to the Treasury which creams some off the top, so it is a money-making exercise."
 
Councillor Ap Rees warned that other councils could follow their lead and begin switching the focus of road safety strategies away from speed cameras. "We do not want to pull out of the partnership scheme," he said, "but it needs to listen to what we want to do because at the end of the day we are the employers."
 
It's not as if the Camera Partnership hasn't had plenty of notice that the Council was unhappy with it. As long ago as December 2003 a meeting of the Council's Strategic Planning Panel noted that there was a widespread public perception that the Safety Camera Partnership was more focused on raising income, rather than reducing accidents caused by speed; that the Partnership needed to address its public relations/communications strategy and to improve the way it presented itself to the public; that the Partnership's operational planning proposals failed in many instances to address the issues considered to be important by the public and by councillors; that there was no recognition by the Safety Camera Partnership that it had got some things wrong, and it appeared to blame everyone else; that camera sites should be reviewed on the basis of road safety not cost-recovery; and that the Partnership should be targeting evaders such as drivers without a car tax, licence or insurance.
 
The meeting concluded that if the Safety Camera Partnership chose not to take their recommendations then the Panel would recommend the Council to consider withdrawing co-operation and support, and possibly leaving the Safety Camera Partnership at the end of the contract period.
 
Needless to say the Camera Partnership has adopted the usual knee-jerk reaction, claiming that fewer cameras would put lives at risk in North Somerset (and probably hasten Global Warming, make polar bears extinct, encourage paedophiles and lead to an outbreak of promiscuous motoring by ordinary people who have no right to be using the roads because they're too stupid).
 
How wonderful! This is how local democracy is supposed to work, isn't it? Local people and their elected representatives making decisions about what they want to happen, and telling the paid officials to toe the line or else?
 
Oh, if only the rest of the country could be like this …
 
You can read more here, here and here.
 

 
The GOS says: Here in leafy Suffolk, the speed camera down the road has been set on fire. Ooh dear, how reprehensible.
 

It wasn't me, guv, honest!

 
Much as I hate the things, this kind of action has always seemed a touch too radical - and runs the risk of encouraging the traffic-nazis to introduce new, even more secretive means of dictating our behaviour. But you can see the vandals' point, can't you?
 
I am reminded that in Britain, peaceful, law-abiding, cradle-of-democracy, mother-of-parliaments Britain, there has never been a major constitutional reform that wasn't forced by some sort of public violence. If things get any worse, we may all be taking to the streets yet. You can work wonders with half a gallon of petrol and an old car tyre …

 

 

 

 
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